Ten Pounds of Crazy in a Five Pound Bag

epwnine:

date a girl who reads. date a girl who reads every book she can get her hands on. who slaughtered a librarian to read those books. date a girl who shoots down helicopters with slingshots and commands an army. wait, did i say date? i meant follow into battle. follow Tamika Flynn into battle.

georgetakei:

Because math.

Source: That’s What She Said

supduuuuude:

madelineyo:

pocketspooks:

locksandglasses:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is

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Excellent gif use

can someone explain how a gif of baby pandas accurately portrays my life?

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

apocalypse-averted:

mrswincestiel:

casadelnovak:

peeing while on ur period more like

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I’m sorry but I fucking died.

So does everyone on this show

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

hannibal against humanity

charlie day - meeeeeeeow
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adambrownslefttesticle:

here is charlie day’s “meeeeeeeeow” from “kitten mittons” to use as your text alert